Older daughter gave me the report after school today:
Mom: Soooo, how was school?
Older daughter: Good
Mom: Soooo, how was puberty class?
Older daughter: It was cool.
Mom: Soooo, what did you talk about?
Older daughter: Well, basically, you can't bleed to death.
Mom: Soooo, did you talk about penises?
Older daughter: Only once. Oh, guess what? Boys have two holes and girls have three.
In walks younger daughter....
Younger daughter: Butthooooole
Mom and Older daughter in unison: What????
Younger daughter: Butthooooole
Mom: Okay, well there you have it. Sex ed according to my 6 year old means one thing. Let's talk about your butthole.
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Sooo the biggest thing sex ed taught your oldest daughter was that girls have one more hole than boys? interesting
puberty class? mwhhhhhhhhhahahahahaha our sex ed classes here are horrible, there is such a thing as giving too much information... never a good thing when a 12 year old is concerned!
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You mean its not about the butt?
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