“Someone has added you as a friend on facebook”
Oh yeah? Whatever. I’m ignoring it.
“Someone has added you as a friend on facebook”
Caaaaannn’t heeeaaar you!
“Someone has added you as a friend on facebook”
Fine. I’ll take a peek. But I’m not joining anything. Nope. No way.
Poke! Pokey-poke-poke!
Okay fine. I’ll join. But just to see who is on there. I’m sure I don’t know anyone on there.
2 days later…
You have 16 notifications and…….
You have 18 lil green patch requests
You have 1 cupcake requests.
You have 4 (lil) blue cove requests.
You have 2 animal gift requests.
You have 1 their/there/they’re invitation.
You have 1 Christmas tree request.
You have 3 drinking requests.
You have 1 hug request.
You have 1 breast cancer awareness request.
You have 1 knighthood invitation.
You have 1 official Bush countdown invitation.
You have 2 plant gift requests.
You have 1 christmas ornament request.
You have 1 birthday request.
You have 1 chrisamas stocking request.
You have 1 moods invitation.
You have 2 hopia requests.
Damn. You. Facebook. Damn. You.
Status Update…
“Michelle is… changing the bag in her vacuum.”
“Michelle is… feeling happy.”
“Michelle is… hungry.”
“Michelle is… going to go read a book.”
Damn. You. Facebook.
I’m a blogger. I’m not a Facebooker. I don’t have time for you Facebook. Well, maybe just a few minutes won’t hurt.
Facebook...it can happen to you!
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For the past week I've been getting email notifications from UPS stating some 'apparent' package wasn't sent and I needed to click on their website to view the details of the problem. I knew it was nothing but a virus.
Today I received an email, 'You have won a 'free trip.' In order to secure my prize I need to provide my credit card details on a form they sent to secure it and they 'assured' no charges will be made.
I pity the people who fall for such scams.
XOXO,
CP
Yes, I've been sucked in to FB too. Badly. I ignore most of the notifications, laugh at the updates, and play scrabble with my friends. But mostly, I'm happy that I have reconnected with old friends I went to school with. But, dang it, it sucks time like Dracula sucks blood!
Jen
I blame you. You see...I didn't have any interest even though I was getting the invites...but then you blogged about Facebook and I thought, "well, there's another bloggger who facebooks...it can't be all that harmful." So I tried it. It's all your fault.
it can indeed... but my heart remains with my blog.
Oh Dear! Oh Dear! Oh Dear! I do believe you are beyond help now...LMAO!!! You have clearly fallen into the clutches of FB. Ya may as well say goodbye to your family, goodbye to sunlight, goodbye to the birds, goodbye to that feeling of a fresh cool breeze blowing on your face as you walk down the street, and hello to "You've been poked"!...lolololol!!!! Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!
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