What's worse than a long lost and forgotten liquefied banana dripping from the bottom of your kid's backpack?
This sentence being yelled from the furthest point in your house from wherever you are...
"Mooooommmmeeeee I think I'm going to...."
Hey moms! Finish that sentence. I know you can do it...yep you guessed it! PUKE!
Sweet Jesus (thank you Kulin for my new saying), I've just spent the better part of the night cleaning kid puke. Volumes of kid puke. Like whatever she has eaten for the past 6 weeks has just been sittin in there liquefying and festering. How is it that my kids have perfected the art of making it within 6 inches of the toilet...I hope they don't plan on playing basketball in college. Good heavens, the walls, the floor! Not a flippin drop in the toilet!
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Eww! I've only ever had to clean up puke once.. It was horrible! xx
The same thing happens at our house. Never a drop in the bucket or toilet. Always all over me. On the bright side, I get to shower often and the carpets get cleaned.
Shari
Wow, you have found a bright side to puke! You Rock!
I find that all the things icky somehow don't bother me as soon as my mom instincts kick in. I'm always wiping boogers of random kids at school.
Misplaced poop? Is that what we're calling it? That's hilarious. If my husband pukes...he's on his own.
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