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I pranced around the kitchen in a red embroidered black suspender belt and stocking set complete with a matching red bra and thong.
But Manolos won’t help if you need a stiff drink!
Oh, after they drop a load of babies, they are ready to get pregnant again within hours...HOURS!
i've been a little naughty!!
Hhmmm... I don’t do the whole housework slash laundry slash budgeting thing very well, but I did lose weight and I started focusing a little on wearing matching clothes and make-up and such... teehee!
Warm and hot.
There was no vegetable penetration.
Rumors are swirling this is going to be one very messy, divorce.
He hated me and he hated you,
My Dad didn't think I was his child, so he refused to come to the hospital.
I now refuse to go to Lowe’s on Tuesdays for fear I’ll find him there waiting with flowers and moonshine in hand, and that drunk snaggletoothed donkey grin plastered hopefully across his grizzled old face!
I would play a drinking game…you know the one…where you take a drink every time he mentions 9/11, but I’m afraid of alcohol poisoning.
There were moments where I wished I could climb in there myself.
Grateful for the distraction after approximately 7 minutes of working which translates into 2 minutes of writing I answer the call to hear a voice that I had not heard for 2 years.
AND THEN, it hit me!