Don't You Hate It When...

Your email says you have 8 new messages since you last checked it 3 hours ago and you think "yay, my friends love me"! And then you check it and none of your emails are from live people...unless you are counting the emails from the Barrister Jude Esiaka from Nigeria who needs to send you a million dollar check for your deposit (and wow, you get to keep some too) or if you are counting Johnny Rock who wants to tell you how you can grow several inches!